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This is the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Let a cow graze on the Emerald pastures that carry the dew of the Month of May.
Retrieve the nectar that flows freely in the promised land of Canaan.
Discard the nectar of bees.
Eat only of the genus Cruciferae, washing down with the nectar.
The wind bore it in the womb.
Its nurse is the earth, the mother of all perfection.
Its power is perfected in one full moon night when the child is expelled.
Capture the child in a hermetically sealed vessel and find the darkest cave.
It should be kept from the Father and nursed by the Mother until digested into air.
It is plain that wind is air, and air is life, and life is spirit.
In the last light of Sirius inhale of the essence.
By it the world was formed.
If these steps are not followed all you will gain is a fart in a jar. - source