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Hello!
I am having the darndest time trying to find a member of the fairer sex to matriculate in what we know of the makeup and fabric of reality as Philosophers of Nature.

Any one have a single sister, ex girlfriend, ex wife, daughter that they wanna fix me up with? :confused:;);)

I am a very bright sort of inquisitive fellow!
 

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You should start an occult dating site or app. There's probably some out there, but I think most dating sites/apps are littered with fake profiles and bots.
 

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It's easier to find a partner with an open mind and somewhat naive. With those two traits you can brainwash more easily and make your own perfect occult Golem partner... or if you prefer not to go to the dark side find a partner with an open mind and hopefully s/he will allow you to be you.

:p
 

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It's easier to find a partner with an open mind and somewhat naive. With those two traits you can brainwash more easily and make your own perfect occult Golem partner... or if you prefer not to go to the dark side find a partner with an open mind and hopefully s/he will allow you to be you.

:p
Lmao, I don't wanna start from scratch with someone, I need someone at least somewhat indoctrinated into the art, with more than a passing interest or an novice understanding.

Come on...someone just, "hook" me up. I'm a great guy, really....
 

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years ago i said im not into german girls...

i must accept my karma @Chasm369 i love you , please test my heart and know my love is sincere... (i'm not implying that you are a german girl)

but i shall seek a german wife and I shall fall in love, awani it's up to you now to find a british man
 

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Hello!
I am having the darndest time trying to find a member of the fairer sex to matriculate in what we know of the makeup and fabric of reality as Philosophers of Nature.

Any one have a single sister, ex girlfriend, ex wife, daughter that they wanna fix me up with? :confused:;);)

I am a very bright sort of inquisitive fellow!

I know this feel. Merelle, Pernelle, Maria, Cleopatra, WHERE ARE YOUUUU?????
 

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It's easier to find a partner with an open mind and somewhat naive. With those two traits you can brainwash more easily and make your own perfect occult Golem partner... or if you prefer not to go to the dark side find a partner with an open mind and hopefully s/he will allow you to be you.

:p
This is probably the best advice I ever received, it held to be true where these matters are concerned. Still alchemy is something that to be at all equal in must burn as equally as a a passion within the human heart. I just do not see that many women attracted to the study and practice of alchemy, nor as a passion. That said I have seen more interest in Jewish, and middle eastern women. They seem to care more of the mind of God and the nature and fabric and makeup of the universe and what it is trying to achieve.
 

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Why would they be interested? Their body is much more a lab naturally and they make babies and feed them... their need is met. And having a baby is an initiation men will have to find elsewhere.
 

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Why would they be interested? Their body is much more a lab naturally and they make babies and feed them... their need is met. And having a baby is an initiation men will have to find elsewhere.
I guess that's true, humans themselves seem to be creatures of comfort as a whole some more so than others, women obviously more so, once all their needs are met. It usually the masculine that goes exploring in the search of a better and more meaningful way.....
 

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I actually have a wide selection for you to choose from Leo. I have more women than I know what to do with.

Anywhere from the tough as nails hardworking New Zealander witch, the the 21 Philippineo virgin perfect text book wife with a blank slate. I'm really rather find if her Actually she's like a sister to me. And she's trying so hard to give her V to me but alas, I'm already engaged to her best friend. So I think having both of them would just be greedy, while not at all off the cards at this point.

Better you remove the temptations Leo.

Also, I can tell that you haven't had an overly amount of experience with women. No experienced make is going to choose the opinionated and already "fixed" 28+ year old over the blank slate 21 year old that you can teach yourself. That is not the done thing. Admittedly the immaturity can do your head in some times, but in either case these are very long term Investments. It's better to grind the early years and have something that actually matches you fully and completely in the end.

From experience. A LOT of experience. If you want one of my girls though, I do expect you to take care.of them and it won't at all be a cheap endeavour so if your poor, then it sucks to suck I'm afraid.

Anyway let me know. I want to train my girls in the occult but I can't be fucked so if you do it for me that would be great, cheers.
 

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Try to butter up one of the tarot lady's on YouTube. Book a private reading or something haha
 

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I will also add, that if the purpose of this is to perform sexual alchemy, it would greatly benefit from choosing a partner that ACTUALLY is DEEP in love with you.

This is extremely rare. Virginity can be a catalyst for this, however, the most ideal candidate would be someone that is actually INSTANLY in love with you before they have ever even has sex in the first place. A person like that is possible to find. I have met a couple in my lifetime.

Also, I am speaking directly ti the very rare male who is:

a) mature
b) benevolent
c) capable of expressing unconditional love to someone that's not even your own child
d) has control over their base desire to dominate and control others.

Like.... I might be talking about women and virginity a bit blazzae here likes it's a selection of icecream.flavours or something. But that is NOT at ALL how I approach women when it comes to sex and relationships. Even though I am engaged to someone significantly younger and more pure than I, I have put in PAINSTAKING efforts to repress my own toxic masculinity, allowing them to continue to grow and developed free from toooo much of ElixirsMixers morals and dogma, I only guide and instruct in what I think are good pathways but never inforce them.

Human choice is what we truely are. We must have liberty or it is evil.

Most men have simply not become the type of human beings that are capable of courting a younger women without being anything other than extremely destructive and abusive, either actively or passively.

I'd prefer to marry all women myself because I simply can't trust the rest of you to actually take good care of them. I'm not even joking. I feel bad and pity towards women I can't marry. Like a sense of guilt that I have forsaken them to a life where they have to marry @LeoRetilus instead. Poor things.
 

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I actually have a wide selection for you to choose from Leo. I have more women than I know what to do with.

Anywhere from the tough as nails hardworking New Zealander witch, the the 21 Philippineo virgin perfect text book wife with a blank slate. I'm really rather find if her Actually she's like a sister to me. And she's trying so hard to give her V to me but alas, I'm already engaged to her best friend. So I think having both of them would just be greedy, while not at all off the cards at this point.

Better you remove the temptations Leo.

Also, I can tell that you haven't had an overly amount of experience with women. No experienced make is going to choose the opinionated and already "fixed" 28+ year old over the blank slate 21 year old that you can teach yourself. That is not the done thing. Admittedly the immaturity can do your head in some times, but in either case these are very long term Investments. It's better to grind the early years and have something that actually matches you fully and completely in the end.

From experience. A LOT of experience. If you want one of my girls though, I do expect you to take care.of them and it won't at all be a cheap endeavour so if your poor, then it sucks to suck I'm afraid.

Anyway let me know. I want to train my girls in the occult but I can't be fucked so if you do it for me that would be great, cheers.
Lol, I was married to one of those Filipino women for 12 years and have three daughters with her. No thank you! Lol. I tried since then with relationships each lasting only approx two years some much less, with a surgical nurse first assit from Pennsylvania, a chiropractor with her own practice in Colorado we were engaged but she was a non vaxxer and the only work I could find at the time was in COVID response, ultimately I went to work for Pfizer , I actually LED Project Lightspeed on 2nd shift, I had to get vaccinated and she would not longer sleep with me, then then there was the Christian woman, I al.ost became a pastor! yuck! Lol , and several other divorcees, my last being a fellow engineer who also worked for Pfizer as a consultant, at least was a tad bit interested being slightly Jewish, lol. But had a weird relationship with her ex husband that she wouldn't abandon. Only slightly jewish , lol ,as she was a fellow engineer, scientist and didn't believe in spirituality or alchemy.

Idk , It just takes someone like minded to be truly content and happy with, that's the real issue we are discussing here, alchemy is a way of life for me more than a practice or a set of beliefs! It would take a woman from whom much like me, it exists as a passion in the heart, we are kinda discussing here lately of what it would take for that to develop in a woman...you know?
 

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I will also add, that if the purpose of this is to perform sexual alchemy, it would greatly benefit from choosing a partner that ACTUALLY is DEEP in love with you.

This is extremely rare. Virginity can be a catalyst for this, however, the most ideal candidate would be someone that is actually INSTANLY in love with you before they have ever even has sex in the first place. A person like that is possible to find. I have met a couple in my lifetime.

Also, I am speaking directly ti the very rare male who is:

a) mature
b) benevolent
c) capable of expressing unconditional love to someone that's not even your own child
d) has control over their base desire to dominate and control others.

Like.... I might be talking about women and virginity a bit blazzae here likes it's a selection of icecream.flavours or something. But that is NOT at ALL how I approach women when it comes to sex and relationships. Even though I am engaged to someone significantly younger and more pure than I, I have put in PAINSTAKING efforts to repress my own toxic masculinity, allowing them to continue to grow and developed free from toooo much of ElixirsMixers morals and dogma, I only guide and instruct in what I think are good pathways but never inforce them.

Human choice is what we truely are. We must have liberty or it is evil.

Most men have simply not become the type of human beings that are capable of courting a younger women without being anything other than extremely destructive and abusive, either actively or passively.

I'd prefer to marry all women myself because I simply can't trust the rest of you to actually take good care of them. I'm not even joking. I feel bad and pity towards women I can't marry. Like a sense of guilt that I have forsaken them to a life where they have to marry @LeoRetilus instead. Poor things.
It isn't about sexual anything, it's just about having a like-minded life partner that will see you through your life's work and perhaps lend a hand and at the very least not detract, from it. But for me it's something deeper. Ive actually uncovered a path beyond alchemy into ascension, the true purpose of alchemy as it isn't making gold and living forever in a physical form or existence! It has to do with the formation of the merkabah Chariot or Throne, I've uncovered that if two can ascend as one, a male and female both ascendants , the merkabah is greater and more powerful than most of the Elohim , closer to The Throne of God as both masculine and feminine are united in the ascension process. It's a working theory but with much credence, and I believe it's my path. Just need to find her.....

 

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I agree with you. And I think the highest order a person could reach would be a co-assention. Not an easy task though for the reasons you've posted. You need to be pretty hardcore to even want to ascend in the first place. I'm not sure I could handle a woman as hardcore as me 🤣

Well if you want another Philippino let me know. There's a current surplus. Only while stocks last. Merry Jeebus
 

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Elixir milker strikes
 

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I actually have a wide selection for you to choose from Leo. I have more women than I know what to do with.

Is this the Pimp era of your life story?

I actually LED Project Lightspeed on 2nd shift, I had to get vaccinated and she would not longer sleep with me...

If this was the case, she was a woman of integrity.
 

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Is this the Pimp era of your life story?
No. Notable Champions may elect themselves to suffer the trials and woes endearing of a Man, to prove themselves worthy to wed one of my beloved friends that I cherish dearly and wish onto the best husband's to them so that they may live a happy and full life and escape their born circumstances in a way that will allow them to fully grow and nurture all of their beautiful qualities. I guess my choice of stance and wording on the topic, leaves a lot to be desired. My character still requires refinement. My apologies for that.

Leo here seems to have proven himself to be a rather talented and valuable human being. See seems like the kind of person that might have what it takes to earn a perfect wife.

I mean I could write it a little more tact and sterile but then it would make for some good reading now would it 🤷‍♂️

I don't mean to degrade ladies in my writings, please think of it more as stand up comedy. What I'm writing is not strictly accurate to the way I actually feel and my belief and moral stance. You know I've always enjoyed the forums primarily as a source of entertainment 😜
 

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I will also add, that if the purpose of this is to perform sexual alchemy, it would greatly benefit from choosing a partner that ACTUALLY is DEEP in love with you.

This is extremely rare. Virginity can be a catalyst for this, however, the most ideal candidate would be someone that is actually INSTANLY in love with you before they have ever even has sex in the first place. A person like that is possible to find. I have met a couple in my lifetime.

Also, I am speaking directly ti the very rare male who is:

a) mature
b) benevolent
c) capable of expressing unconditional love to someone that's not even your own child
So I want to know EM, do you sire children or do you raise them?
 

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Is this the Pimp era of your life story?



If this was the case, she was a woman of integrity.
A big LMAO to both, integrity perhaps intelligence definitely not, at first she was with the maga being an avid Trump supporter , camp that believed COVID wasn't an virus but 5G. Did you know in Great Britain they were pulling cell tower workers down and murdering them? I'm an electrical engineer and ex Naval Nuclear Propulsion and Fission Engineer and she didn't believe me, not about radio waves, the electromagnetic spectrum, and ionizing vs non ionizing radiation . She spent $50k on a Star Trek like device that supposedly heals you with radio waves, lol. 🤣😂and offers a service with it out of her chiropractic office , a complete quack some of her patients even call her that and leave on e they realize she isn't a traditional chiropractor, lol. 🤣 I'm actually relieved she cancelled the wedding, we always fought and argued about everything , but why science and medicine, I'm an engineer and an alchemist! She never wanted to learn about alchemy but believed in this fringe Victorian era science of mesmerism and Rife machines, lol.
 

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I agree with you. And I think the highest order a person could reach would be a co-assention. Not an easy task though for the reasons you've posted. You need to be pretty hardcore to even want to ascend in the first place. I'm not sure I could handle a woman as hardcore as me 🤣

Well if you want another Philippino let me know. There's a current surplus. Only while stocks last. Merry Jeebus
My experience with the Filipino stock was a weird one, apparently they only like white American men, I'm a darker skinned Hispanic/native American. They have this cultish like worship of the infamous white baby, that they dress up like the child king Jesus and set up on a table for the whole village to come and offer first to and worship. My ex felt she had missed out, when. I lived in Alaska a lot of .y engineer buddies also went to the Philippines and brought back a wife, when they started this behavior around my ex wife, she began to regret she married me and started to cheat on me with "white" guys. I'm over these tribal type of humans with their weird customs and religions, lol. I can't wait for ascension!!! 😂🤣
 

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No. Notable Champions may elect themselves to suffer the trials and woes endearing of a Man, to prove themselves worthy to wed one of my beloved friends that I cherish dearly and wish onto the best husband's to them so that they may live a happy and full life and escape their born circumstances in a way that will allow them to fully grow and nurture all of their beautiful qualities. I guess my choice of stance and wording on the topic, leaves a lot to be desired. My character still requires refinement. My apologies for that.

Leo here seems to have proven himself to be a rather talented and valuable human being. See seems like the kind of person that might have what it takes to earn a perfect wife.

I mean I could write it a little more tact and sterile but then it would make for some good reading now would it 🤷‍♂️

I don't mean to degrade ladies in my writings, please think of it more as stand up comedy. What I'm writing is not strictly accurate to the way I actually feel and my belief and moral stance. You know I've always enjoyed the forums primarily as a source of entertainment 😜
Lol, I appreciate all your kind words. But yes it was kinda funny and entertaining.. I guess overall background and ethnicity matter not, after all we are all born knowing nothing, we learn how to walk and talk and some never properly and I mean that through life as well. Everything is learned, so to find what I'm looking for, she could be from any walk of life as long as she never stopped learning and never wants to. Bold and courageous and never settling for status quo of to stay inside a veritable safe comfort zone. Fortune always favors the bold, and on the other side of fear and ignorance and following the status quo, there is supreme abundance. I like Disney shorts, here's one that illustrates that perfectly:

 

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So I want to know EM, do you sire children or do you raise them?
And in being a virgin, perhaps nearer the age and nature of reason of a child, LMAO 🤣😂 I have daughters In their early 20's, I can't!
 

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Overall I'm still leaning towards a Jewish woman, or at the least one that is practiced in the Kabbalah as I need her to embody the divine feminine and also learn and practice alchemy to assimilate the mercury of the moon fully, while I body the sulfur of the sun.